Category: Easter Candy
Squabby: Peeps. I don’t even like peeps that much, but they’re definitely the squabbiest candy out there. First, because just LOOK:
And second, because you can say them like this: “peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.” And third, because they inspire sites like Great Scenes in Rock and Roll History as Reenacted by Marshmallow Peeps.
Squinny: Black Jelly Beans. I don’t get it either, but like every Squin I know likes these.
‘Cos nothing says “the Lord is risen” like maimed candy bunnies. Praise be.