1. (potential TMI warning) The IUD has been removed. Let the fertility rites commence. Operation Hatchling Siblification has been initiated.
2. Against the advice of people who probably know better, I cut my hair. SHORT. I figured two straight months of viscerally hating my hair every damn day was enough. It is gloriously carefree.
3. After 5+ years as a happy iPod owner, I *just* figured out that there is a sleep function on the damn thing. How did I not know this before?
4. Soy chai lattes are good.
That is all. You may now resume your normal weekend activities.
